Dear Offended Person

Just a silly Facebook post I made in response to a person finding a picture offensive and having it removed. The page it came from was designed to snarkily be offensive. I don't remember what the picture was but she didn't like it.

Dear Offended Person,

We are of the opinion that it is far more fun to humorously offend each
others’ personal views of current world chaos via sarcastic comments and
pictures, such as the one you have righteously claimed your objection to, than
to engage in being actually offensive and offended by non-humorous
offensiveness.

Admittedly, we are a minority in the Land of Facebook and we apologize
for obviously abusing our fragile First Amendment Right and therefore offending
you in a non-humorous fashion.

Being as we have arbitrarily offended such a noteworthy example of
human existence in a non-humorous way, we offer this advice AND our submission
 to our WELL deserved fate: Please find the button that says “Create Page” (it’s
 still in English the last time we looked). Click said button and complete the
 requested information. Be sure to name your page “So & So’s Page Must Be
 Banned”. (We say “So & So so that you may realize you can use this free
 information to create a page against any page that offends you in a
 non-humorous way).

Create your page, garner likes, post pictures making fun of us and
above all make sure all post’s and pictures deeply hurt our feelings. Cause we
like, SOOOOO deserve it.